i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
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drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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