Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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