I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
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You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
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Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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