So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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