The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
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why do cheetos always look like penises
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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