when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
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I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
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Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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