How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
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He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
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He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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