I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
ttyl tear gas
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
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You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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