Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
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You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I just blew my weed a kiss
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
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When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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