He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
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TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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