david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
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I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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