well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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