threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
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I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
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You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
How does one acquire holy water?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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