dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
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Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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