i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
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well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
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I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I had to cum in my sink.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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