K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
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Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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