in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
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I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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