Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
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So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
God I need to hump something, right now.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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