he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
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Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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