if i can run in heels then i can drive
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
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I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
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