just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
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How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
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Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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