my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
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you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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