you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
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I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
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His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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