I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
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This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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