she kept yelling 'call me bella'
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
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Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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