What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
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I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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