Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
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She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
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I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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