are you still at the devil's house?
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
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I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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