Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
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We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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