wakey wakey hands off snakey
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
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I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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