A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
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Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
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Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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