and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
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She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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