I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
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I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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