I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Oh god it's open bar.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
My life is pants optional.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize