In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
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I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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