Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
She announced her abortion via fbk
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
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Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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