Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
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I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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