He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
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What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
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He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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