Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize