Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
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Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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