Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
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I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
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Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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