Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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