I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
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he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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