he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
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just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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