I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
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We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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