what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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