For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
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i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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