How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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