Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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