then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
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Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
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He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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